My fitblr is at bodybyaja.tumblr.com
My Disney blog is dreamsodisney.tumblr.com/
This is just my random stuff that I like blog.
Jade

benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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(Source: acoolshark)

White people: terrorists? From the Middle East? All brown people no exceptions.
White people: Jesus Christ? From the Middle East? White. Obviously.

lexlifts:

im 20 years old and i still have difficulties differentiating between “effect” and “affect” why the fuck we need two of those for why cant there just be one why does the english language need to complicate everything

texasturtlefan:

blktauna:

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

This is totally why I don’t have kids… no way I’d do any of this.

When they are scared of the dark, do not tell them there’s nothing to be scared of.
You set stuffed animal sentries and arm the two of you with water pistols.Prove to them that, no matter what they’re scared of, THEY CAN COUNT ON YOU!!!
nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”
Springtime by my apartment.
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theshirtlesslifter:

liftstuffup Is this what cops do?  Pls respond.
alliartist:

I have wanted to make an animated illustration since, about, a million years ago. 
Hey, wow, this is my 7,777th post.
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Done in Manga Studio 5 & Photoshop CS3
Took so many hours.